24 May, 2020

The Life & Times of Charlie Thunderbird-Jones

I felt it was high time someone gave academics the sort of clap that they so richly deserve, although I am still working, if only to rob Universal Credit of another victim, However, as a birthday present to myself, {& in lieu of everything}, I have spent the last month working on a Major New Motion Picture Presentation of a Novel Graphic Pictorial Novelette Cartoon Video.

What started as a couple of dozen pocket cartoons has got out of hand, and developed a life of its own, or rather several bizarre and somewhat unpleasant lives of their own.
Now view on . . . .


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TSA is proud to present:
The Adventures of Charlie Thunderbird-Jones 
– [Archaeologist Ordinaire from the infamous University of Tyneside].




This full colour mini-series was the departments attempt to persuade Dr Thunderbird-Jones to retire, however, the Corvid19 outbreak has effected their plans.  Paranoid Pictures have dropped the project and what we are left with a digitally compressed mini- box-set of the original story board, now sponsored by among others Granny Boogol Foods, Grizzled Maxwell Models, Gold Head Associates, and the Magic Mount eBank.

Warning; contains adult humour and scenes of an archaeological nature.

NOMINATED FOR 

THE

UNIVERSITY OF TYNESIDE 


DIGITAL GURNER PRIZE  

for meaningless Art
UT ARTS





NOTES.
The Life & Times of Charlie Thunderbird-Jones

The events depicted in this Cartoon are entirely fictitious and any 
resemblance to person and events, real or imagined, is entirely 
malicious,  made with duplicitous intent to ridicule, vilify and abuse 
persons who shall remain nameless, notwithstanding the inherent 
mendacity of this statement above & below, which lacks veracity, being 
wholly without any basis in fact.


While individual cases should be judged on their merits, it is clearly to 
be misunderstood that any / no { delete as appropriate} implication that 
any member of a University staff is a deceitful dishonest double-
dealing moron with the wit, intellect, moral veracity and genetic 
potential of a bivalve mollusc is entirely intensional or not as the case 
may be; period. 


By Watching this video {Insert name here} you are assumed to agree and 
fully support the to the following; a unanimous loss of all personal 
rights, privileges, privacies, personal data, medical history, 
embarrassing photographs, voting record, internet history and the 
complete exoneration of any persons associated with the University of 
Tyneside in any conceivable space, before, after or during any time 
specified.

No insult was intended to any Gods, God, Goddessess, Personal Deity, 
invisible friends; Divine, Celestial or Supreme Beings, Beings of 
light {excl. ectoplasm}; Members of the Heavenly hosts including 
‎Cherubs, Seraphs, ‎Archangels and Angels, {incl. Guardian}, Spirits, 
Demons {excl. personal}, {& excl. Ghosts & Jinns }, Avatars, Sages,  
Saints, Prophets {excl. Joseph Smith / Bob Dylan}, miscellaneous 
miraculously conceived Beings, real or imaginary.

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