The Life & Times of Charlie Thunderbird-Jones

I felt it was high time someone gave academics the sort of clap that they so richly deserve, although I am still working, if only to rob Universal Credit of another victim, However, as a birthday present to myself, {& in lieu of everything}, I have spent the last month working on a Major New Motion Picture Presentation of a Novel Graphic Pictorial Novelette Cartoon Video.

What started as a couple of dozen pocket cartoons has got out of hand, and developed a life of its own, or rather several bizarre and somewhat unpleasant lives of their own.
Now view on . . . .

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TSA is proud to present:

The Adventures of Charlie Thunderbird-Jones 

– [Archaeologist Ordinaire from the infamous University of Tyneside].

This full colour mini-series was the departments attempt to persuade Dr Thunderbird-Jones to retire, however, the Corvid19 outbreak has effected their plans.  Paranoid Pictures have dropped the project and what we are left with a digitally compressed mini- box-set of the original story board, now sponsored by among others Granny Boogol Foods, Grizzled Maxwell Models, Gold Head Associates, and the Magic Mount eBank.

Warning; contains adult humour and scenes of an archaeological nature.

NOMINATED FOR 

THE

UNIVERSITY OF TYNESIDE 

DIGITAL GURNER PRIZE  

for meaningless Art

UT ARTS

NOTES.

The Life & Times of Charlie Thunderbird-Jones

The events depicted in this Cartoon are entirely fictitious and any 

resemblance to person and events, real or imagined, is entirely 

malicious,  made with duplicitous intent to ridicule, vilify and abuse 

persons who shall remain nameless, notwithstanding the inherent 

mendacity of this statement above & below, which lacks veracity, being 

wholly without any basis in fact.

While individual cases should be judged on their merits, it is clearly to 

be misunderstood that any / no { delete as appropriate} implication that 

any member of a University staff is a deceitful dishonest double-

dealing moron with the wit, intellect, moral veracity and genetic 

potential of a bivalve mollusc is entirely intensional or not as the case 

may be; period. 

By Watching this video {Insert name here} you are assumed to agree and 

fully support the to the following; a unanimous loss of all personal 

rights, privileges, privacies, personal data, medical history, 

embarrassing photographs, voting record, internet history and the 

complete exoneration of any persons associated with the University of 

Tyneside in any conceivable space, before, after or during any time 

specified.

No insult was intended to any Gods, God, Goddessess, Personal Deity, 

invisible friends; Divine, Celestial or Supreme Beings, Beings of 

light {excl. ectoplasm}; Members of the Heavenly hosts including 

‎Cherubs, Seraphs, ‎Archangels and Angels, {incl. Guardian}, Spirits, 

Demons {excl. personal}, {& excl. Ghosts & Jinns }, Avatars, Sages,  

Saints, Prophets {excl. Joseph Smith / Bob Dylan}, miscellaneous 

miraculously conceived Beings, real or imaginary.